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Why I Hate Cats

May 15th, 2007 by Elizar

I’m sorry for those who love their cats… I’m sorry, really I am.

But my experience with cats goes back many many years from now. None of them pretty.

The most recent annoying experience with ‘a cat’ (and not the cat bed nor ‘our cat’ coz it’s not ours), happened just this morning… That stupid cat ate our breakfast! buti nalang tira tira yun kagabi.. :-)

I have this neighbor before who really loves cat. I think he has more that 4 or 5 or something. But not anymore he doesn’t. Why? One of his (probably sick) cat, scratched his face so bad, the flesh from his check flop open. Poor guy. I think he had several stitches… (I could have advise him to go to Chicago plastic surgery, but hey.. that’s way way far from here.. lol)… Anyway, since then, I think he’s more of a dog lover just like me.

If you want:

  • scratches to all your home furniture
  • something who always wants you’re attention
  • something that sleeps most of the day
  • smelly house coz of … you know…
  • a pet who doesn’t know who the master is
  • put their butt in your face

Then get a Cat

If you want:

  • a loyal best friend
  • a friend that has love, loyalty and patience
  • greets you when you come home from work
  • plays with you when you’re board
  • but leave you alone if you want to
  • someone who will protect you
  • scare away intruders,
  • play catch,
  • and finish your ice cream cone when you’re full.

Then get a Dog… :-)

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Hereditary Baldness

May 12th, 2007 by Elizar

There are many causes of being bald. True, one is hereditary, i.e. if you’re father grew bald (or your grandfather, or your grandfather’s father), chances are you may also go bald. Chemicals too, and improper care of hair can also cause baldness.

But we’re not going to talk about baldness here. But I will show you one of Matt’s physical trait that was from me… or from the Palad clan.

Look at the picture of Matthew below. Here, he is somewhere in his 3rd or 4th month.

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Mohan Gumatay

May 11th, 2007 by Elizar

Ladies and Gents… The Forbidden Question of DJ Mo Twister…

Mo Twister, Mohan Gumatay in real life, is currently the talk of the town with his 40 personal/intimate/provocative questions to a celebrity guest.

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commercials

April 30th, 2007 by Elizar

I’m very sleepy, it’s almost 10pm. It’s my first day of work in a morning shift schedule! Great!.. (No longer used to busy streets and lots of people in the office :), If you’ve been in a graveyard shift for 2 months, you’d know what I mean) Super pormal pa nga ako kanina, holiday nga pala bukas.. You could wear any casual clothes the day before a public holiday you see.. :)

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Rest

March 25th, 2007 by Elizar

It’s my second day of rest… Papasok sana ngayong gabi, kaya lang sabi ni Rachel better to take some more rest, baka daw sumpungin na naman ako sa office….

Bait naman ni Rachel, considering morning shift sya for 12 hrs then kukunin nya night shfit ko.. which is another 12 hrs…. take your vitamins rachel!

So dito lang ako sa bahay… laro laro kay Matthew… bantay bantay ng shop, tulong kay Ate Yolly…

Knina, nagluto ng pansit sina Lois, and eto ako at si Matt.. enjoying it!

miryenda time!

This coming tuesday, summer outing na namin.. kung di ako makakasama, friday na pasok ko.. Sarap! :)

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March… Election?… Vote!

March 11th, 2007 by Elizar

Here is one March Madness activity… I received a tag message from The Composed Gentleman na nominado daw tong blog na to sa kanyang blog of the week thing…

vote everything-eli
Ang tanong… Sino sa inyo nag nominate dun ha?! Bat di kayo nagpapa alam sakin? hehehe.. Sino nga? Starbucks tayo.. ehehehe..

Anyway, kakatawa.. pero punta nga kayo dun para mag vote.. hehehe.. nasa right side, sa ilalim.. ;)

Ayus na ayus ung gimik na un no? Taas siguro ng google ad revenue nun.. ;)

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Most Embarashhhinnnggg moment

March 9th, 2007 by Elizar

….. you’ll never believe it! ….

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Short Time

February 13th, 2007 by Elizar

Bad news mga kasama… Bawal po ang short time bukas… hehehe..


Short Time

Yan po ang kautusan na inilabas o ordinansa o kung ano man ng isang konsehal sa Caloocan.. Nagpalabas din ng utos ang pamahalaan ng Maynila ukol dito..

Isa lang ang masasabi ko.. ako’y taga-Bulacan! hehehe

Happy Heart’s Day sa lahat!!! Let’s fill the world with love!! not babies!! :)

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InnerChild First Day

February 11th, 2007 by Elizar

Not bad. I mean, not bad for a first day not to mention a lazy Sunday… (not as enthusiastic as the previous post eh? hehehe..)

I mean, there were kids, and lots of them playing… I just know that weekdays will be different, you know, school days and all…

Nelson, my brother and I, basically still playing with the functions and features of Cybercafe pro.. And I think we’re getting the hang of it… Either we use the Account mode or the TimeCode thing..

Another thing worth mentioning is that I enjoyed playing O2Jam, Ran Online and other online games.. Before kasi, the first time we did this computer shop business a few years back, the only games we know are Starcraft, warcraft and CounterStrike (which by the way is still very popular with the kids)

Isa pa.. we had several applicant who wanted to apply for the receptionist position. There was this lady from yesterday.. sabi ko, I prefer single.. kasi may iisipin pang asawa at anak un.. and the working hours may extend up to 10pm or later… Then this morning was a young fresh graduate (teacher) who wanted the postion, sabi ko bumalik sa March… I have to talk this over with my brother… (tapos, si ninang gusto rin magbantay sa shop..hehehe nubayan.. )

Soon we’ll be having promos and giveaways like advertising pens

Yun muna….

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Reducing Fractions… You don’t know this one! :)

February 6th, 2007 by Elizar

Forget everything you know about reducing fractions — it turns out you can just cancel individual digits:

Not convinced?

Kung alam ko lang to nung grades school… wala lang.. hehe.. Pa-verify nalang kung tunay to.. maituro kay Matthew paglaki nya.. ;)

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George Harrison About ex-Pres. Marcos

February 5th, 2007 by Elizar

Hey, found this 1986 interview of George Harrison. He talks about lots of things and at around 5:12, he speaks about Marcos…

You can find the video here.

Beatles Forever!!! :)

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Mga Tanong…

February 5th, 2007 by Elizar

The following four questions are designed to test your intelligence. You must respond to these questions immediately without hesitation. Say the first answer that comes into your head. Don’t look ahead…

1: You participate in a race, you pass the runner in second place. Which position are you in now?

Answer: If your answer was first place you are wrong. You pass the runner in second place, so YOU are now in second place.

Spend a little bit more time to think about the next question.

2: If you pass the last person in the race, which position would you be in?

Answer: If your answer was second from last, you would be wrong. Think a little…. How could you pass the last person? If you are behind the last person, then he could not be the last person.

OK, here’s one to test your maths. Don’t make any notes or use a calculator for this one. Good luck!

3: You start with 1,000
Now add 40.
Add another 1,000.
Add 30.
Add 1,000.
Now 20.
Then 1,000 again.
And finally add 10.

What’s the total?

Answer: 5,000??? You’re wrong again!!! The correct answer is 4,100. Try it with a calculator, you’ll see….

Try one more question!!!!

Mary’s father has five daughters:

1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????

Question: What is the name of the fifth daughter? Think about it… the answer is below…

Answer: Chuchu??? Wrong!!! Mary, silly!!! Try to understand the question first….

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